Friday, June 27, 2025

pet names

a commentary on acquaintance pets' monickers:

  • Meko, Poppy, Benji, Kai: just cryptic enough not to make sense
  • Coffee, Biscuit, Blueberry, Marshmallow, Oreo: these are food, people (not dogs or hamsters i mean)
  • Ninja: aspirational, for a chihuahua
  • Bear: mistaken and misguided, for a rat (the name and the choice of animal)
  • Labbit, Wabbit: spot of brilliance here. the species the familial connection the unique IDs all addressed
  • Socrates, Aristotle, Spider, Cricket: a family of black cats. spot the outlier!

if we get another dog i want to call him Reginald.

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