Sunday, June 9, 2013

petition

dear neighbor who practices mozart on the piano with such uninhibited vigor,

please consider moving your practice to office hours during the workweek, particularly in view of the fact that it is the school vacation time now. if that is not possible, please consider not practicing on sunday evenings because for most of us, sunday evening is our final line of defense before monday strikes, and the sound of mozart played at twice the decibel and thrice the speed he was written to be played can cause much pre-workweek dyspepsia.

thank you.
your neighbor who once liked mozart,
rugs

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